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31 Comical Carnivore Diet Memes, Jokes, and Quotes That Are Totally Relatable

Whether you’re crushing your carnivore diet or you’re eating ground beef with eggs and bacon for the fourth day in a row, sometimes you need a little humor.
Here are 31 super hilarious carnivore memes, jokes, and quotes that are oh-so relatable. Enjoy!
It’s not just vegans preaching about their lifestyle. We carnivore eaters like to do it too!
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A day without bacon is like a day without sunshine!
Carnivore brings out the philosopher in us all.
Bacon just might be the key to world peace.
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Your friends, your doctors, random trolls viewing your Instagram… everyone has an opinion on your zero-carb lifestyle!
If I had a dollar for everyone who told me “you need to eat veggies” on a carnivore diet…
I’m thinking the answer is NO.
I don’t know about you, but I never get tired of looking at a beautifully seared steak!
Word.
On carnivore I haven’t had a rotten radish or slimy spinach in FOREVER!
Anyone else jealous of the next level bacon stash?!
I never thought raw meat was sexy until I went carnivore.
Good question!
Same. I’ll still take the massive dinosaur steak.
Bacon is a recurring theme in the carnivore world.
Sometimes I feel sorry for the guy who posts a pic of smoked brisket with a side of potato salad in the carnivore group. Y’all know he’ll be judged!
Turns out breakfast isn’t the most important meal of the day after all.
As carnivores, it’s too easy to dunk on vegans. But still…
A well-done steak is also grounds for divorce.
Sigh. This is literally advice from the CDC for Type 2 diabetics.
Eat a variety of healthy foods. Eat all kinds of different foods from the major food groups: veggies, fruits, grains, dairy or dairy alternatives such as low-fat or fat-free milk, yogurt, and other products made from soy, almonds, and cashews, and lean protein. Eating a variety of foods helps to make sure you get the vitamins and minerals you need. Source.
This may be the 5th bacon meme, but I’m sure it’s not the last!
Why mess with nature??
Indeed. 😎
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Cheating is so not worth it.
It’s kind of miraculous, isn’t it?
It’s probably inappropriate to write a cannablist joke.
I once DID THAT for 4 days and it was the most miserable 4 days of my life.
The meat and cheese are looking pretty good right now. Good genetics from the carnivore parent.
Preaching to the choir, but stay away from processed crap!
A little risqué, but you get the point!
I hope these carnivore memes made you laugh!
—The Keto Minimalist
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Keto Pumpkin Spice Protein Bread Recipe | Low-Carb

I just finished Dr. Gabrielle Lyon’s book Forever Strong, which stresses the importance of getting enough quality protein to maintain healthy muscle and even gain muscle mass. Eating enough quality protein is especially important as we age.
A protein-forward diet can not only help with muscle, but it can balance blood sugar, increase energy, improve mental clarity, and positively affect sleep.
I enjoy lots of meat, fish, and eggs but sometimes I prefer getting my protein in the form of something that tastes like a decadent treat.
Enter this Keto Pumpkin Spice Protein Bread recipe. It mixes up quickly and smells like gingerbread while baking. It’s not overly sweet like a traditional pumpkin bread made with lots of sugar and flour, and it packs lots of protein into a delicious mini loaf.
Source link: https://theketominimalist.com/blog/keto-pumpkin-spice-protein-bread-recipe by Jacqui at theketominimalist.com
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Can You Drink Coffee on a Carnivore Diet? Pros and Cons — The Keto Minimalist

Pros of drinking coffee on a carnivore diet.
Coffee is delicious, drinking it is a calming ritual in the morning, and it makes us feel better. That’s enough for me to include coffee in my meal plan. But here are other reasons you might consider drinking coffee even if you follow a carnivore diet.
Coffee contains zero carbs.
Coffee is carb-free, which makes it a great beverage choice for those following a carnivore diet. It won’t interfere with the diet’s primary focus on animal products.
Coffee increases mental alertness and cognitive function.
If you’re a coffee drinker you know coffee wakes you up! Caffeine, a natural stimulant found in coffee, has been shown to enhance cognitive function, improve mood, and increase alertness. This can be especially beneficial if you’re following a diet that may initially cause changes in energy levels, like carnivore or keto. Source.
Coffee contains antioxidants.
Coffee contains antioxidants, which are compounds that help combat oxidative stress in the body. While the carnivore diet is primarily focused on animal products, adding coffee can contribute to your overall antioxidant intake. Source.
Coffee may reduce the risk of neurological disorders.
Some studies suggest that regular coffee consumption may be associated with a reduced risk of neurodegenerative diseases, such as Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s. Source.
Coffee may have potential cardiovascular benefits.
Moderate coffee consumption has been linked to a lower risk of cardiovascular diseases and mortality. Source.
Coffee may improve liver health.
Coffee consumption has been associated with a lower risk of liver diseases, including liver cirrhosis and liver cancer. Source.
Coffee may lower the risk of Type 2 Diabetes.
Some studies suggest that regular coffee consumption may be associated with a lower risk of developing type 2 diabetes. Source.
While coffee offers many health benefits, it’s essential to be aware of potential side effects, especially when consumed in excess. Here are some common cons or side effects associated with drinking coffee.
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Air Fryer Crispy Carnivore Chicken Nuggets Recipe

While traditional chicken nuggets are a no-go on a keto diet, these 4-ingredient crunchy chicken nuggets are perfectly keto-friendly AND are perfect for a carnivore diet!
They use canned chicken which I personally love for chicken salad and always have on hand in my pantry. You can mix them up in just minutes and air fry them to a crisp, golden brown for an indulgent lunch or dinner.
If you follow a carnivore diet you can eat the chicken nuggets on their own, or dip in my Easy
If you eat keto or follow a low-carb way of eating, serve with ranch, pico de gallo, sugar-free barbecue sauce, pesto, or blue cheese dressing.
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